Black Bears and Beers.

If you can choose between brisket and miso bacon then you’re a bigger person than I.

What about Wimpy?

Wimpy is great, but I don’t know if I would order it again. I cannot even tell you why.

I missed Holby City for this?

There was just enough time to nip to the loo before dinner was served. The toilets lurk beyond two doors – labelled ‘Chicks’ and ‘Dicks’.

Bundance.

Even though at Bundance the patties are served slider-sized, there was going to be an inevitable capacity issue.

Shake Shack.

Shake Shack gives the discerning greasehound wooden tables, space and, when it’s in front of you, tearfully good-looking food.