I missed Holby City for this?

There was just enough time to nip to the loo before dinner was served. The toilets lurk beyond two doors – labelled ‘Chicks’ and ‘Dicks’.

Bundance.

Even though at Bundance the patties are served slider-sized, there was going to be an inevitable capacity issue.

Shake Shack.

Shake Shack gives the discerning greasehound wooden tables, space and, when it’s in front of you, tearfully good-looking food.