The Ledbury.

There’s more to The Ledbury than four courses of dessert, but it’s a good place to start.

As good as it sounds.

Excessively enjoying a conveyor belt of cheese and charcuterie at Pick & Cheese at Seven Dials Market.

Wet + Wilde.

The European stopped at a charity shop and got beaten to a Chinese tea set by the fastest old Chinese lady in the world.  What a hipstery afternoon it was. 

Eataly in London.

Because I would prefer to line HMRC’s pockets buying Italian food rather than American candy and Froot Loops.

Eataly in Dubai.

“I’m not going to Five Guys again you fat unimaginative bastard. Take me to Eataly”