What about Wimpy?

Wimpy is great, but I don’t know if I would order it again. I cannot even tell you why.

Karma, Part One.

Any more creative buzz words on SushiSamba’s website and my laptop screen would disappear up its own arse.

I missed Holby City for this?

There was just enough time to nip to the loo before dinner was served. The toilets lurk beyond two doors – labelled ‘Chicks’ and ‘Dicks’.

Shake Shack.

Shake Shack gives the discerning greasehound wooden tables, space and, when it’s in front of you, tearfully good-looking food.