Wet + Wilde.

The European stopped at a charity shop and got beaten to a Chinese tea set by the fastest old Chinese lady in the world.  What a hipstery afternoon it was. 

Eataly in London.

Because I would prefer to line HMRC’s pockets buying Italian food rather than American candy and Froot Loops.

Eataly in Dubai.

“I’m not going to Five Guys again you fat unimaginative bastard. Take me to Eataly”