Wet + Wilde.

The European stopped at a charity shop and got beaten to a Chinese tea set by the fastest old Chinese lady in the world.  What a hipstery afternoon it was. 

Eataly in Dubai.

“I’m not going to Five Guys again you fat unimaginative bastard. Take me to Eataly”

Home, Chapter One.

The menu – like the room – was very small and limited. It was causing an amusing degree of confusion with a party of five Americans sat next to us.